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February 6th, 2010 by micah the admin


I was taking a long drive with a few friends. We stopped at a gas station for drinks and bathroom. While we were getting back into the car my friend and I were rough housing. A girl behind us said, “You guys are gonna die!” This girl had just told us the day before that her mother had died through tragic circumstances. My friend replied quickly with an age old joke. “Your mom’s gonna die!” I didn’t see his face. I wish I had. Instead, I tried to top him. I said, “Yeah! She’s already dead, and rigor mortis is setting in!” Immediately I remembered about her mom and saw my friend’s face. He was terrified. I looked away from her as fast as possible, put my headphones on and avoided eye contact with her for the rest of the trip. I felt like a monster, and I still don’t like thinking about it.

David – TN


8 Responses  
  • Emily writes:
    February 6th, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    Oh wow. That’s HORRIBLE!! That makes me feel a lot better about my experience.

  • micah the admin writes:
    February 6th, 2010 at 11:38 pm

    That is horrible! And it’s what this site is about. Keep the memories coming.

  • martijn writes:
    February 9th, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    Oooof. This definitely is one of the most shocking stories I’ve read so far…

  • Trin writes:
    February 17th, 2010 at 12:09 am

    I’m really sorry, I know it was probably traumatic for you and definitely for the girl but I LOL’d at this story really hard.

  • Bailey0404 writes:
    February 17th, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    Did everyone else read the same story I did.. That little B told them they were gonna die. She got what she deserved…

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  • Rachel writes:
    August 1st, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    That’s probably the most awkward story I have ever heard of, but wickedly funny!

  • micah the admin writes:
    August 3rd, 2010 at 10:03 pm

    I very agree.


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